Holy Bifurcated Buttocks, Batman!

Waiter: "And what will you be having, sir?"

Tyler: "Oh, sorry, one second, let me have a look at the menu..."
























Tyler: "I'll have two servings of the Jessica Biel. Can I have some extra napkins as well, please?"

Waiter: "Certainly, sir. As you wish."


Ohh, if it were only that easy...



On the beat box: My Chemical Romance - House of Wolves